Listen, as an official card-carrying member of the "I survived the 80s" club, I feel obligated to share this event.
Because if you tell me there's an evening involving:
- neon colors,
- questionable fashion choices,
- Aqua Net,
- mystery,
- dinner,
- and solving crimes...
I'm already halfway out the door. On June 12th, Gelato Joe's in Foley is hosting a Totally Rad 80s Murder Mystery Night, and honestly, this sounds like one of the most entertaining events of the summer.
What's the Event?
Guests become part of an interactive murder mystery experience where you'll work alongside Detective Gunn to investigate a crime that unfolds during what was supposed to be the most epic party of the decade.
In other words...
Think Miami Vice meets Clue with a side of pasta.
And honestly, that's not a sentence I thought I'd ever write.
What's Included?
Your ticket includes:
🍝 A full three-course buffet
🔍 A two-hour interactive murder mystery experience
🏆 Prizes for the top detectives
👨👩👧 Family-friendly fun
🍹 Specialty themed cocktails available for adults
Plus, you get the opportunity to spend an evening dressed like you just walked out of an MTV music video.
Which may or may not be worth the ticket price all by itself.
Dress Code: The More 80s, The Better
This is your chance to break out:
- neon colors
- leg warmers
- Members Only jackets
- acid wash jeans
- giant earrings
- scrunchies
- and enough hairspray to survive hurricane season
If your outfit doesn't make your children question your life choices, you probably aren't trying hard enough.
Why This Sounds So Fun
Let's be honest.
Most events involve:
- sitting
- eating
- watching
This one involves:
- laughing
- participating
- solving clues
- interacting with suspects
- and probably accusing innocent people of murder
Which feels far more entertaining.
Final Thoughts
Whether you're an 80s kid reliving your glory days or someone who just enjoys a good mystery, this looks like a fun and unique night out in Foley.
Personally, I'm just excited there's finally an event where my knowledge of 80s pop culture might actually be useful.
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to see if my old cassette tapes count as evidence.